What I saw on the web on 2024.3.17

1. Kermit as a model for the priesthood
   by foone et al
   https://www.tumblr.com/foone/744933415311278080/god-damn-you-thats-perfect
   excellent points here
   via discord
   
   
2. Alberta chocolatiers feel the pinch as global cocoa prices soar
   by Kashmala Fida Mohatarem
   https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-chocolatiers-feel-the-pinch-as-global-cocoa-prices-soar-1.7144140
   not great news, not surprising, and inasmuch as it means cocoa farmers are getting fair wages, i'm totally in favour of it.
   via rss
   
   
3. Finding exercise motivations that work
   by DRMacIver
   https://notebook.drmaciver.com/posts/2024-03-16-13:07.html
   the motivations that don't work for DRM also don't work for me. will these ones? maybe?
   via rss
   
   
4. virtual bubble wrap
   by brainteser.top
   https://brainteaser.top/bubblespop.html
   what a fun little notion
   via boing
   
   
5. SF adult film star can change name to Candi Bimbo Doll, court rules
   by John Ferrannini
   https://www.ebar.com/story.php?id=332059
   i mean, why not?
   via discord
   
   
6. Wild turkeys are moving into Montreal. Here's how to live with them
   by Isaac Olson
   https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/wild-turkeys-montreal-1.7145620
   More options for the local food culture!
   via rss
   
   
7. How to make ice cream in Alaska
   by muskox mixers
   https://assassinregrets.tumblr.com/post/745186582022291456
   what a fun method!
   via discord
   
   
8. Samuel R. Delany’s Life of Contradictions
   by Robert Minto
   https://newrepublic.com/article/142767/samuel-r-delanys-life-contradictions
   in case you need more Delany to read
   via discord
   
   
9. Dementia is coming for all of us, if something else doesn’t get us sooner.
   by Aaron Stupple
   https://twitter.com/astupple/status/1768969641030791604
   a good, compassionate introduction to the topic
   via discord
   
   
10. Reading D&D Aloud
    by Ben Riggs and Scott Bruner
    https://readingdndaloud.libsyn.com/
    ah, so this is where Scott and Ben are now doing their nattering at each other!
    via going looking